What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck" did you not understand?

The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep.

It's better than safe... it's death proof

Remember when I said this car is death proof? Well that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it honey... you really need to be sittin' in my seat!

Do guys like "the thing"?—They like it better than no thing.

There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray.

Uh, motherfucker tries to rape me? I don't wanna give him skin rash! I wanna shut that nigga down!

How about a knife at least?

Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carrying knives? They get shot!

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